The following is a master list of just who is “Uptight” and who is deemed “Laidback”. I wish I could take credit for this idea but unfortunately I cannot. I read this list in either “Playboy” or “National Lampoon” and thought it was great idea. Included are some golden oldies, okay two that I know of. They were good, so I left them in there. The others are my own entries. You got a problem with that?
And, yes, I know some of the people listed are dead, consider it a tribute and just go with it or you’ll end up on the list, I swear to God!
UPTIGHT---------------------------------------------- LAID-BACK
Howard Stern----------------------------------------- Fred Norris
Mick Jagger------------------------------------------- The Rolling Stones
Cocaine------------------------------------------------- Marijuana
Dr. Joyce----------------------------------------------- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Lady Gaga---------------------------------------------- Amy Winehouse
Nancy Pelosi ------------------------------------------- Barack Obama
Jerry Brown ------------------------------------------- Jerry Garcia
Eddie Murphy------------------------------------------Charlie Murphy
New Gibson Les Paul Custom -----------------------Pre-CBS Fender ‘Strat
John Mayer ---------------------------------------------Buddy Guy
Gregg Allman------------------------------------------ Dickie Bettes
Phantom of the Opera --------------------------------Jersey Boys
Ferrari ---------------------------------------------------Corvette
Sting------------------------------------------------------The Police
Bob Dylan----------------------------------------------- John Prine
Grey Goose Vodka-------------------------------------Jameson’s Irish Whiskey
Oxycontin-------------------------------------------- ---Scag
George Bush------------------------------------------ --George Clinton
Prince Charles------------------------------------------ Prince Harry
Damian Marley-----------------------------------------Bob Marley
Hillary Clinton----------------------------------------- Bill Clinton
Johnny Depp------------------------------------------- Johnny Cash
Fox News------------------------------------------------ BBC News America
Satellite Television-------------------------------------Satellite Radio
William Shatner----------------------------------------George Tokai
Bono------------------------------------------------------ The Edge
Harry Potter-------------------------------------------- Harry Chapin
Mike Bloomfield----------------------------------------Michael Bloomfield
Gay--------------------------------------------------------Bi
Bermuda------------------------------------------------- Jamaica
Sara Palin------------------------------------------------Sara Silverman
Rush Limbaugh-----------------------------------------Rush
Bruce Springsteen--------------------------------------Little Steven
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